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# Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Of all the thousand books or so I've read in my lifetime, there is only one that I've come back to and actually re-read more than once: Fredric Brown's The Far Cry (1951).

Mr. Brown (1906-1972) is today probably best known as the author whose science fiction story "Arena" was the eventual basis of the same titled Star Trek (the original series) episode.  You know, the one which featured Kirk versus the reptilian Gorn in a death match on a desert world.

In his lifetime, however, Mr. Brown was known for both his science fictional works as well as his mystery novels, and The Far Cry is an example of the later.

The story involves one George Weaver, a man who isn't in the best mental shape.  He and his wife are very heavy drinkers, and Mr. Weaver is recovering from a nervous breakdown.  He is in repose and, at the beginning of the novel, rents a house outside Taos, New Mexico.  In the course of time, he discovers that a young lady was brutally murdered at that house, and that her identity, and that of the murderer, are still unknown nearly a decade later.

Mr. Weaver is soon obsessed with solving the crime.  He is also haunted by his vision of the victim, to the point where one could say he falls for in love with what he feels she was.

Mr. Weaver's obsession leads him into very strange territory indeed, and the novel's conclusion is nothing short of jaw dropping.

I believe all of Mr. Brown's works are now out of print, which is a great shame.  However, if you sniff around Amazon.com (specifically here) you'll find some of his works.  Should you stumble upon any of his novels or collections of short stories in a second hand bookstore, give them a try.  While I haven't read them all, so far I haven't been disappointed.

But the crown jewel of his career, in my opinion, remains The Far Cry.

Hopefully one day this beautiful, haunting murder mystery will again be in print.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009 4:26:54 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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Time for another of these wonderful lists I run across here and there.  In this case, Moviefone's 25 worst Hollywood blockbusters.  Films that made a ton of money but many consider bad/terrible entertainment:

http://www.moviefone.com/insidemovies/2009/08/17/worst-blockbusters/

Of the movies listed, major agreement for including Spider-Man 3 (To be honest, as much of a fan of director Sam Raimi's Evil Dead films as I am, the three Spider-Man films have left me rather cold.  The first one was OK, the second was considerably better (easily the best of the lot), but the third was jaw-droppingly horrible.  I would put that film on the level of Batman and Robin, also on the list).

A year or so ago I had a free month of Showtime or HBO or somesuch and the movie Click was on.  I spotted Kate Beckinsale (looking as gorgeous as ever) and gave the film a few minutes.  After a while, I couldn't turn away.  The film was soooo horrible, its plot and "emotions" soooo telegraphed, and Adam Sandler...well, the best you could say is he tried.  And the whole "it was just a dream" ending...gag... (There, I spoiled it for you.  Now you don't have to sit through this mess).

Similar story with Ghost Rider.  Abysmal and laughable at the same time.  Van Helsing, on the other hand (Kate Beckinsale again!) was a migraine inducer.  So many quick cuts, so little logic.  Pretty to look at, though.  The same goes for Pearl Harbor (what, Kate Beckinsale yet again?  What do they have against her?!), Wild Wild West (loved the TV show, but when the cast of the feature film was announced, I immediately got concerned.  For all his considerable charisma, Will Smith was completely wrong for the role of James West), and, lastly, Matrix Revolutions (I would add Matrix: Reloaded, the second of the "trilogy" to the list.  To me, the first film was great, the other two were attempts to create something out of nothing.  The Wachowski brothers (writers and directors of all three films) had a great, original idea with The Matrix.  But they had no follow up, and I think that's abundantly clear when you see the turgid sequels).

I'm a little surprised they didn't include the Elizabeth Taylor/Richard Burton Cleopatra to the list.  Probably THE first big (enormous, actually) budget extravaganza that had terrible word of mouth, even as the movie was being filmed!  In fact, the studios put down so much money into it they were just about sunk.  When Cleopatra was finally released, critics and audiences weren't impressed.  However, over the years people have taken a kinder view.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009 7:17:50 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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As this fascinating article notes, the idea of a space elevator (ie, a platform in orbit that reaches all the way down to Earth and, using a very, very long tether, works as an elevator, taking material/personnel from Earth to orbit and thus avoiding the dangers of rockets and cutting the cost of rising above the gravity pull) has been around for a while.  Famed science fiction author Arthur C. Clarke (2001: A Space Odyssey) even offered an amusing quote regarding the subject:

The idea is at least a century old - and was most famously popularized by science-fiction guru Arthur C. Clarke, who once said the space elevator would succeed "50 years after everyone has stopped laughing."

The idea remains wild, but work is being done to solve some of the problems in the creation of such a device:

http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2009/08/17/2033079.aspx

A space elevator would most certainly be a boon to space travel.  Much of the energy, risk, and cost involved in space travel involves getting a spacecraft (and its cargo and passengers) out of Earth's gravity.  A space elevator, of course, would cut down on these three elements.

If such a device could be manufactured.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009 7:01:40 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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I know, I know, in the heading I've mixed up the order of "importance" of the two names.  The article is actually about Leonardo DiCaprio's new film.  However, to me, the most intriguing aspect is that this film also happens to be director Christopher Nolan's (Memento, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, The Prestige) new film, and that intrigues me a little more.

No, I'm not one of those Leonardo DiCaprio "haters".  I think he's been in some fine films, but neither is he a favorite.

I suppose the same, to some extent, could be said of Christopher Nolan.  I absolutely loved Memento, his first big hit, and have enjoyed his followup films, including the two Batman features.  While none of the subsequent films, IMHO, have measured up to Memento, Mr. Nolan is clearly a smart, talented individual who, unlike many other directors, reaches out and tries to do something different each time out.  The films may not always succeed (The Prestige, for example, was an intriguing work that may not have built to a terrific climax, but gave you plenty to see and consider and was sharply written) but for now I'll be there to check them out:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/08/17/leonardo.dicaprio.movie/index.html

Tuesday, August 18, 2009 6:43:51 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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# Monday, August 17, 2009
Fascinating article from The New York Times regarding the apparently very real possibility to fabricate DNA evidence:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/18/science/18dna.html

As an author, these sort of articles can really fire up my imagination.  The role of DNA evidence in determining the presence of a person/people at the scene of a crime is practically ingrained, certainly considered very, very strong evidence in a court of law.

However, this article suggests that DNA evidence can be fabricated, something which must be very worrisome to those in law enforcement, and perhaps those in other fields as well...

Monday, August 17, 2009 8:13:13 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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As I said before, I'm a sucker for lists.  In this case, the folks at DVDFile.com have come up with their list of movies they would love to see on Blu Ray (and, in at least one case, even regular DVD) format.

I can't agree with all their choices, but many of them are quite solid:

http://www.dvdfile.com/views/article/dvdfiles-most-wanted-83127

They're quite right regarding Steven Spielberg films on Blu Ray.  Why are so few available?  Jaws would be my number one choice, followed closely by Raiders of the Lost Ark and Saving Private Ryan.

Alfred Hitchcock films on Blu Ray would also be very welcome.  I'm anxiously awaiting the North By Northwest release (coming November 3rd), but there are plenty of others worth releasing in this superior format, from Psycho to Vertigo to Rear Window, etc. etc. etc.

I'd also agree that it would be nice if they released some 1980's classics like Escape From New York, The Blues Brothers, and Aliens on Blu Ray.  However, regarding that later film, I'm much more fond of Alien.  I'd kill to see that one in high definition!

Not on the list but a pair of films I would love to see on Blu Ray:

Metropolis (1927):  First and foremost on my most wanted list would be this legendary work by director Fritz Lang.  A stunning film that after its premiere was cut down.  Since then and until a 16mm copy was found just this past year in South America, the full cut was thought lost forever.  At about that time, Kino was to release a Blu Ray version of their restored (but incomplete) copy.  However, since the director's cut was found, they understandably canceled that release and, I'm hoping, will release the full version soon. (and, for this completist's sake, include the Giorgio Moroder version as well, please?)

Nosferatu (1922): If you've read some of my previous posts, I'm at risk of sounding like a scratched record here, but this film is THE best vampire movie ever made, IMHO.  I would love to see it in High Definition.

Monday, August 17, 2009 3:35:55 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/08/16/warner-bros-to-remake-brewsters-millions/

I'm a pretty big fan of Walter Hill's movies.  His early ones, anyway.

Among my favorites (that he directed) are The Warriors (avoid the "Director's Cut".  Alas, the original theatrical cut is better, IMHO), The Driver (One of my favorites, although I read somewhere that the lead role was originally written for Steve McQueen.  I suspect had he taken the role, the film would today be considered a classic.  Ryan O'Neal, however, was quite good, as was Bruce Dern), The Long Riders, Southern Comfort (yeah, it was very derivative of Deliverance, but still, it was pretty good), 48 Hours (the original but not the sequel.  Regarding the sequel: Ugh), and Streets of Fire (perhaps THE best Michael Pare film ever, and an early appearance of Diane Lane).

The film that Walter Hill followed Streets of Fire with, alas, was Brewster's Millions, a film that, despite its cast (Richard Pryor and John Candy were the leads), I found a crushing, humorless bore.  It was from that point on that Walter Hill's directorial output became more hit and miss (sadly, more miss than hit).  Mind you, I don't blame the movie for Mr. Hill's subsequent lesser quality features, but then again... ;-)

Anyway, as the article above states, there may be plans to remake the film.  They can't go anywhere but up!

Monday, August 17, 2009 7:53:04 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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I'm finding this bit of news all over the place, a tribute to Kiss' (and Wal-Mart's) PR machine.  It's been a while, at least to me, since Kiss mattered all that much (I have at least one friend who will cry "heresy!" to that!)

However, in the interests of informing those who do appreciate (and are eager to get) new works from Kiss, here's the information on their latest release:

http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1916844,00.html

If I were a fan of their work, I'd admit the package they're selling certainly sounds attractive.  A CD of new material, a CD of old material re-done, and a live CD to boot?  Good stuff.

If you're a fan! ;-)

Monday, August 17, 2009 7:45:26 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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# Sunday, August 16, 2009
When the movie first came out, I wanted to see it.  What could be better than Clint Eastwood in a cranky, tough guy role?  Alas, never found the time to see it, so when it rolled out on DVD, picked it up and...once again didn't find the time to see it.

Until now.

Good film, and it seems to continue Mr. Eastwood's later day conversion from man of brutal action to man who favors peace (but can certainly be pushed into action) that started, perhaps, with The Unforgiven.

Mr. Eastwood plays Walt Kowalski (his character's name made me wonder if we're supposed to think of another character named Kowalski, this one driving around in a 1970 Dodge Challenger in the movie Vanishing Point).  Kowalski's wife just died, his neighborhood is becoming filled with "foreigners", he cannot connect with his family, is cranky as hell, and coughs blood now and again.

The story focuses on Kowalski's return to humanity at, paradoxically, the tail end of his life.  He is a bigot, but (in one of the only real negatives I could point at regarding this film) really a "movie" bigot: All mouth but doesn't mean anything personal.  It's just the way his generation is.

He comes into contact with his next door neighbors' kid in a stressful situation (the kid's cousin wants him to join his gang and tells him his initiation to this club involves stealing Kowalski's mint condition 1972 Grand Torino), but soon lowers his guard and realizes he relates to these people more than his own family.

To say more would be spoilery, but there is action (though not as much as hinted by the poster, which shows an angry Clint Eastwood carrying a vintage Korean War rifle) and absolutely no car chases.  In fact, for much of the movie only parts of the Grand Torino are shown, and only on two occasions do we actually see the vehicle run.  The later observations, by the way, reveal more about my frame of mind before watching the film than anything else! ;-)

Still, a solid feature from Mr. Eastwood, never dull and with a good message about getting along.  If indeed this is Mr. Eastwood's swan song from acting, he chose a good (ahem) vehicle.

Sunday, August 16, 2009 1:54:54 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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I've been eager to pick up the Blu Ray, High Definition Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan for a while now, but it was only available in boxed sets either alongside Star Trek III and IV (these three movies amount to a trilogy) or the larger set featuring the first through the sixth films.

However, my interest was in STII because it, unlike the other films, was digitally restored while the others were digitally remastered (there is a difference in quality, with the former the better overall product).  I would also add that I was hesitant to buy the version of Star Trek the Motion Picture available in the later set, as this presented the theatrical cut of the film.  I much prefer the director's cut which came some time later but which requires the studios to make new special effects as those made for the DVD were in lower resolution.

Anyway, come September 22, and should you be interested, you can purchase the following Star Trek films individually.  Not all of the films will be available, but the one I'm most curious about is.  Below are the Amazon listings:

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan ($20.49)

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home ($20.49)

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country ($20.99)

Star Trek VIII: First Contact ($13.49) (!!)

Don't know why First Contact is priced so low, but if you're a fan of the Next Generation films, this is easily the best of the lot.

Sunday, August 16, 2009 10:12:33 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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Interesting article about the possibility that the days of "classic" cars (defined in this article as the cars that tend to show up at shows, usually sporting plenty of gas powered muscle) are gone:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32430516/ns/business-autos/

While I believe the days of the gas powered muscle engines are over, there's no reason to believe, even with the advent of electric powered systems, that a new generation of beautiful, sexy, and muscular cars won't eventually show up on the market.

The big difference, of course, will be that these cars will be much quieter! ;-)

Sunday, August 16, 2009 9:57:22 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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# Saturday, August 15, 2009
My how time flies (and, boy, was Travolta skinny back then).

If you have even a passing familiarity with Asian cinema, the name John Woo should be instantly familiar.  His two best features, in my opinion, were Hard Boiled and The Killer.  Both feature outrageous action sequences and more bullets fired per second than were used in both World War I and II combined.

So popular were those films that Hollywood came calling, and John Woo moved over here and...well...things didn't go so well.

His first feature, the Jean Claude Van Damme film Hard Target was decent enough, but word leaked that the director was forced to make several cuts to earn an R rating and that Lance Henricksen's character (the villain) was similarly whittled down.

Woo's next feature was Broken Arrow and, before seeing it, I figured this would be the American movie triumph of John Woo.  Big budget, bigger stars.  How could it fail?

Sadly, I thought it did just that.  Afterwards came Face/Off, also featuring John Travolta, Mission Impossible II (this one, in particular....ugh), Windtalkers...sadly, none of those films were up to Woo's previous Hong Kong features, and to this day I feel his best work is, sadly, behind him.

So the years have passed and for the first time since originally seeing the film in the theater, I spotted Broken Arrow on cable.  I put it on and watched it, no longer comparing it with John Woo's "great" works, but simply looking at it as if it were another film...

...it still wasn't great, but you know what?  It wasn't all that bad either.

Christian Slater made for a decent hero, although I felt he was slightly miscast.  John Travolta chewed the scenery quite well as the bad guy, and even football's Howie Long acquitted himself reasonably well as one of Travolta's henchmen.  The biggest problems relate to the script, which felt at times half-baked (Note how much time is devoted to Frank Whaley's eager beaver political appointee character in the movie's early going, yet note also how quickly and abruptly his role is then done).

However, the action sequences more than made up for the script's faults.  It is clear in seeing those sequences that we have a director that, even if he isn't using a particularly great script, knows how to make each and every action sequences work, and work quite well.

In the end, my estimation of Broken Arrow, dim up until now, rose a few degrees.  It's still not a great film, but if you can accept it for what it is, there are far, far worse ways to spend your time.

Saturday, August 15, 2009 4:21:58 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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Great, timely article regarding comic book movie success versus comic book sales:

http://www.thebigmoney.com/articles/judgments/2009/08/12/batmans-comic-tragedy?page=0,0

Author Lisa Schmeiser hits a topic that has perplexed and, to a greater degree, angered me.  The fact of the matter is that there is no reason for comic book companies to not be doing much, much better than they currently are, especially since in recent times movies based on comic book products have done so well (and, yes, I know some of them haven't fared as well).

The comic book industry, alas, has problems.  At one time, comic books could be found almost everywhere, including drug and food stores.  Now, decent comic book selections are mostly found in specialized comic book shops.  Unfortunately, there aren't that many of them around and a very casual reader isn't likely to spend all that much time and energy hunting one down.  For a while, it was good to see comic books in both Borders and Barnes and Nobles, but it appears both stores may be pulling back.

Even worse, the selection of books is at times bewildering (normally I'd welcome a large selection, but lately I worry we're reaching a point of oversaturation).  And, finally: Too much backstory and labyrinthian continuity.

Saturday, August 15, 2009 4:09:13 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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The reviews have, for the most part, been very positive for the new film District 9.  So I was curious when I spotted this article, linked below, which negatively focuses on one primary aspect of District 9 and, conversely, notes how this particular aspect has become something of a cliche in science fiction in general:

http://www.slate.com/id/2225285/

Of course, what

Saturday, August 15, 2009 3:58:14 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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I mentioned that EW's list of great horror films of the past twenty years could have included Bubba Ho-Tep, the sly, humorous film that featured an elderly Elvis Presley (played by Bruce Campbell) up against a mummy at an elderly care home.

The sequel, Bubba Nosferatu, is in the works.  Sadly, Bruce Campbell isn't back, replaced by Ron Perlman (Hellboy).  I'm not sure what to make of this.  I like Perlman.  He's one of those actors that has appeared in tons of features, and is usually good.  However, Bruce Campell was soooo good as Elvis in Bubba Ho-Tep.  Will Mr. Perlman make us forget the mighty Bruce?  I suppose its possible...so many actors have played Elvis over the years...

Director Don Coscarelli returns, and news about casting is included here:

http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/08/14/coscarelli-and-perlman-eyeing-fall-shoot-for-bubba-nosferatu-angus-scrimm-joining-cast/

Saturday, August 15, 2009 3:38:48 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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# Friday, August 14, 2009
First it was Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.  Now, I just found this online:

http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/08/14/hope-you-enjoyed-that-reno-911-series-finale-in-july/?icid=main|htmlws-main|dl2|link6|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tvsquad.com%2F2009%2F08%2F14%2Fhope-you-enjoyed-that-reno-911-series-finale-in-july%2F

When I read the original headline, that a six year running comedy show was canceled, the thought that the show they were referring to was Reno 911 didn't enter my mind.  And yet, there it is.

Granted, Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant were doing well with their screenplays (they wrote Night at the Museum and its sequel) and this season started really curiously without three members of the cast (two originals and one that was added later), and I'd be the first to say that the two new members of the cast weren't particularly memorable...

...and yet the show remained very, very funny.  I could scarcely believe how low the cast members (in their individual character) could go.  They were the biggest group of misfits and idiots to walk the planet, yet their interactions were well defined, the people they ran into were generally on their own (very low) level.

Too bad the cancellation was made between seasons...For now (and maybe forever) we don't have a good "farewell" episode.  But maybe -hopefully- the cast will get back together (all of them) and do one.

For the fans.

Friday, August 14, 2009 2:29:24 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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Once again, Entertainment Weekly produces an...er...entertaining list.  This one focuses on 20 low budget sci-fi classics.

http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20246950_20263257_20297632,00.html

Their choices this time around are pretty strong.  The only one I can't agree with is Hardware.  Granted, I've only seen it once, in the theaters, way back in 1990 when it was released, but I thought it was pretty bad.  Maybe I should give it another whirl.

Here are a few other low budget sci-fi films I thought were pretty good:

Tremors: A very fun "monsters on the loose" film, featuring not one, but two powerhouse teamups: Kevin Bacon and Fred Ward as lowly trash collectors and Michael Gross and Reba McEntire as end of the world survivalists.  And the monsters were pretty cool, too!

Screamers: There are plenty of movies out there based on the works of Phillip K. Dick (Blade Runner would probably be the best known).  This low budget film featured Peter Weller (Robocop, another great low budget sci-fi film?!) as a soldier stationed in a planet where the war has passed everyone by.  Only he and his group have to deal with killing machines called Screamers that can pop up anywhere...Loses some steam toward the last 1/3rd of the film, but still pretty good.

The Man Who Fell To Earth: Up to this point, David Bowie's best film.  Bowie plays an alien (what else?!) who winds up on Earth, seeking to bring water to his dying homeworld, but gets corrupted by the ways of humanity.

Scanners: While David Cronenberg's Videodrome is on the EW list, my choice would have been Cronenberg's first "hit" movie, Scanners.  Experiments in fertility drugs have resulted in babies that grew up to be mutants with the ability to use their mind to do some very bizarre things.  Worth seeing if only for the scream-inducing opening scenes, featuring a very graphic head exploding.  However, the rest of it is pretty damn good, too.

Friday, August 14, 2009 7:54:10 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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The above question gets trickier with each new court ruling:

http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/08/13/warner-bros-has-lost-krypton-will-lose-superman-in-2013/

I'm of two minds here: I most certainly side with the creators of Superman (and their families).  The fact of the matter is that Superman was created by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster and sold for what amounted to a token fee to what eventually would become DC Comics (Warner Brothers would eventually buy up that company, and thus own the various characters under the imprint).

Siegel and Shuster made plenty of money off Superman after it became successful, but the reality is that the company made much, much more.  And when the two left the comic book field, they made nothing from the character they had created, not until DC Comics relented and gave them pensions in the mid-1970's (although I could be wrong, I believe this was done in part to avoid any negative publicity concerning the upcoming Superman film).

But issues regarding the work for hire contracts and copyrights have embroiled DC Comics and the Siegel family in issues regarding the ownership of the famous character, and thus far it appears that piece by piece the family is gaining control over parts of the character.

It's a fascinating article, and I suspect that in the end what will happen is DC Comics/Warner Brothers will reach some kind of settlement with the family.

Superman is simply too big a character to lose.

Friday, August 14, 2009 7:06:30 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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An interesting article from CNN that compares the electric Volt versus the hybrid Prius and, most importantly, the potential savings one would have regarding the price of gasoline:

http://money.cnn.com/2009/08/14/autos/volt_vs_prius/index.htm

I've mentioned before that I'm all in favor of the new electric car technology.  However, like the cell phone, I suspect the first models will be clunky pieces of work that will be way overpriced and will probably perform less than what we can eventually expect.

I recall when the cell phones first appeared they were very, very expensive, and looked not unlike the ones in those pesky (but often hilarious) credit report commercials.  I specifically recall Arnold Schwarzenegger being interviewed about cell phones back then and he noted he paid something like $2000 (or maybe even more) for his cell phone and another thousand or two for the monthly service.

Times quickly changed, of course, and in a few years everyone has cellphones, and the service is light years away from that during those first years.

Hopefully, the same will happen with electric cars...

Friday, August 14, 2009 6:48:11 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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Found this story regarding the upcoming storyline featuring a "future" Archie proposing and marrying "future" Veronica, and how his choice irks at least one reader to the point where he's selling his copy of the very first Archie comic.

The man's a fan of Betty, obviously! ;-)

http://my.att.net/s/editorial.dll?pnum=1&bfromind=7404&eeid=6750818&_sitecat=1479&dcatid=0&eetype=article&render=y&ac=2&ck=&ch=en&rg=blsadstrgt&_lid=332&_lnm=tg+en+topnews&ck=&l=hm

Many years ago, I used to enjoy the Archie comics.  To this day, however, one of my strongest memories involves not the Archie book, but the 1954 Mad magazine parody of Archie, "Starchie".  I read that story in one of the many reprint "Special Editions" Mad Magazine released either in the late 1970's or into the 1980's, and its stuck with me ever since.  It could well be the walking definition of a "savage" parody.

Friday, August 14, 2009 6:37:01 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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# Thursday, August 13, 2009
It's only been a few months since the rebooted (and critically acclaimed) Battlestar Galactica TV show aired its last episode and the new "prequel" series has yet to air.

Already there's word that a new, reboot movie version of Battlestar Galactica is in the works, with director Bryan Singer (X-Men, Superman Returns) apparently interested in having a hand in the project in some capacity:

http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/08/12/bryan-singer-to-reboot-battlestar-galactica/

Frankly, I find the whole thing perplexing (oh, I already mentioned that?! ;-) ), to say the least, and even if the project comes about, even if the movie reboot of the reboot turns out to be good, I can't help but feel like the studios risk treading the same grounds over and over a little too much.

Then again, if the film is good...

Thursday, August 13, 2009 7:55:00 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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You might want to wait just a little:

http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/08/12/harry-potter-movies-to-get-rereleased-in-extended-editions/

Seems there might be extended editions of the films on their way.  Just how "extended" these films will be remains to be seen...

(Just for the record: I have not read nor seen any of the Harry Potter books/movies, so I don't know how good the movies are versus the books or how potentially good an "extended" cut of the film will be versus the theatrical cut and the book).

Thursday, August 13, 2009 7:49:45 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
Books/Literature | Movies
Fascinating article from USA Today regarding a tiny company, Toronto-based i4i (30 employees), who have won a ruling that "Microsoft violated an obscure patent related to Extensible Markup Language or XML."  Further: the judge in the case "order(ed) Microsoft to pay $290 million in fines and stop selling Word in the U.S. in 60 days."

I suspect there are many Apple users out there cheering any misfortune that falls to Microsoft (seriously, why all the hate?  I've used Windows and Apple and the difference between the operating systems used to be noticeable, but now its minimal), but consider this, the final sentences from the article (the emphasis on the very last bit is mine):

No one expects Microsoft to actually pull Word off the market. It's a big company with deep pockets that has faced many legal challenges over the years. It could win the appeal, settle with i4i, or even buy out the company.

The article follows:

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/2009-08-12-microsoft-lawsuit_N.htm?loc=interstitialskip

Thursday, August 13, 2009 7:42:07 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
Computers | Current Events
In all of modern American history, there is no one that perplexes, annoys, and just plain angers me as much as Dick Cheney, George Bush's Vice President.  The man behind many of the more dark aspects of Bush's presidency (a presidency, by the way, I felt was one of the most incompetent, amateurish, and amoral of recent times) is in many ways a cipher.  Some who knew him before he became Vice President were startled at what they felt was his sudden, abrupt changes in philosophy.

Well, he's about to write a book (another change, see below) that presents his views of the Bush years:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32398177/ns/politics-washington_post/

I've long felt that the Bush/Cheney's gang's motto should have been "Do as I say, not as I do".  To Cheney, "Scooter" Libby was "an innocent man" despite having been convicted in court (and need I go over the whole messy Valarie Plame affair?  I can only imagine what the conservative pundits would say if, for example, someone in the Obama administration was suspected of outing a secret agent...like the Bush administration did).  To Cheney, torture was an effective means of getting information (surprising news to the experts in interrogation tactics).  To Cheney, Rumsfeld was the "finest secretary of defense", despite the mess he made in Iraq and general ineptness.

I could go on and on, but I suspect that those who agree with my opinions will only nod while those who don't agree won't be turned.

However, these lines from the article, in particular, displays the mercurial philosophy found within Cheney, the fact that "firm" opinions he has held for many years...may not be as firm as you might think:

Some old associates see Cheney's newfound openness (including the fact that he's writing a memoir) as a breach of principle. For decades, he expressed contempt for departing officials who wrote insider accounts, arguing that candid internal debate was impossible if the president and his advisers could not count on secrecy. As far back as 1979, one of the heroes in Lynne Cheney's novel "Executive Privilege" resolved never to write a memoir because "a president deserved at least one person around him whose silence he could depend on." Cheney lived that vow for the next 30 years.

Thursday, August 13, 2009 7:02:41 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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# Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Now and again I go through the TCM schedule and pick out films here and there that sound interesting and set them up on the DVR.

I have quite a backlog of films to get to.

Most often, the films recorded are "OK", decent enough but nothing spectacular.  That's the way it goes, I suppose, in all entertainment venues.  You get the stuff that is well known and popular, you get the stuff that is good but perhaps not as memorable, and then you get the dreck which is either memorable in how bad it is or unmemorable for the very same reasons.

But once in a while you stumble upon something that was forgotten, a movie, a song, a book, that the masses may have missed, but some select few caught, and seeing these forgotten works might well have influenced these viewers to in turn create their own, more memorable works down the line.

I suspect that might be the case with Blast of Silence, a no-budget 1961 film about a hit-man (played by the director and co-writer of the film, Allen Baron in his second and last appearance before the cameras.  He would go on to become a director of many television shows).  The hit-man is sent to New York to take out a mob figure and, during the course of the film, purchases a gun from a sleazy "hoodlum" and figures out his target's routine.  Our hit-man also accidentally re-connects with people from his past and for a brief moment considers the possibility of re-connecting with life itself.

As I said before, this is a no-budget film.  The actors within appear to be mostly amateurs, many of whom never appeared before the cameras again.  Yet they also appear human, and the location shooting in New York is a treasure for those interested in seeing what the place looked like back then.

On the minus side, the film moves along rather slowly.  Modern audiences, in fact, might find the film's pace a little too lethargic.  Yet I'd be lying if I said that the movie's showpiece, the actual hit, wasn't a genuine white knuckle moment.  And the movie's conclusion, filmed during an actual hurricane (!) that hit the NY area, is likewise powerful and memorable.

The movie may well have influenced a host of directors after the fact, from Francis Ford Coppola (scenes from this movie could have easily been folded into -or served as inspiration to- the Godfather or Godfather Part 2) to Martin Scorcese.

I don't know when TCM will air the film again, but if you find what I've described above interesting, you could do much worse than spending a little over an hour with Blast of Silence.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009 8:33:10 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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This video clip compilation has been making the rounds, so pardon me if I'm being redundant by showing it here.

It is very amusing to see how many times and in how many different films Harrison Ford has uttered these particular lines...

Wednesday, August 12, 2009 8:15:08 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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# Tuesday, August 11, 2009
You know, I had to read the headline twice before it made any sense to me.  Yes indeed, a man who has no children has been "released" from child support debt.

The guy is clearly a victim of a system gone haywire and has lived a rough life (whether because of this is an open question).  At least it appeared he tried to make payments during the time he thought the child was his, but after DNA tests proved he wasn't the father to begin with, he had to deal with the debt of "unpaid" previous child support.

Until now...

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/08/11/georgia.child.support/index.html

Tuesday, August 11, 2009 2:50:14 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
Current Events
After all the angst/drama of exploring Woodstock and Altamont, let's get a little more frivolous....and entertaining...

Here, for your enjoyment, from Entertainment Weekly, a list of 35 Unforgettable nude scenes captured to film:

http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20229685,00.html

Gotta agree in particular with Life of Brian.  One of the most hilarious nude scenes ever.

Can't say I disagree with many of the others, too! ;-)

Tuesday, August 11, 2009 8:43:36 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
Movies
Two interesting articles, one (IMO) more fact based and neutral, another far more hostile regarding not only Woodstock, but the 60's generation in general.

First, the more even handed fact-based one by Tony Sclafani, for MSNBC:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32322892/ns/entertainment-music/

What sets this article apart is that you have several first hand recollections of the event, and it explores both the "good" and "bad" rumor/speculation/actual facts involved with Woodstock.

On the other hand, here's "What's not being celebrated", by Miami Herald writer Glenn Garvin...

http://www.miamiherald.com/columnists/garvin/story/1180403.html

First, a couple of words about Mr. Garvin: I first became aware of him with his reviews of television shows.  His comments were often hilarious, and I was eager to read his articles.  At some point, however, he was promoted to editorial/opinion author, and he became, like Michael Medved (who was himself hilarious as a co-author of the "Golden Turkey Award" books, which focused on truly terrible movies), another generally humorless conservative.

Based on this article and Mr. Garvin's "take" on not only Woodstock but Altamont and the 1960's in general show that he is no fan of the times or the movement.

Contrast the first article and its take on what happened (both good and bad) with Mr. Garvin's take on the subject:

The three-day rock festival at Woodstock was, by any reasonable measure, a disaster: Hundreds of thousands of narcotized kids wallowing around in the mud, leaving behind so much sodden debris that more than one festival organizer compared the place to a Civil War battlefield.

Their idea of preparation for a three-day campout was to load up on drugs rather than food, water or medical supplies, and if military choppers hadn't bailed them out, Woodstock might have ended in the hippie apocalypse that a lot of people feared. The festival's real lesson was one already well known to America's parents: Kids, left without adult supervision, will make a mess.

But the crux of Mr. Garvin's article is that while everyone is celebrating the anniversary of Woodstock, the far darker Rolling Stones concert at Altamont is a "forgotten" event and that it (an arbitrary choice on his part) is a better example of what the 1960's were truly about.

Unfortunately, instead of offering a clear review of events, he instead displays plenty of biases:

Altamont is the rock festival that self-congratulatory children of the 1960s don't want to remember, the one where Jagger and the rest of the Rolling Stones watched the Hell's Angels they'd hired as security guards beat, stab and kill audience members (emphasis mine) right in front of the stage.

"Self-congratulatory children"?  An event where security guards "beat, stab, and kill audience members"?  I can only take that to mean that the Hell's Angels security beat, stabbed, and killed several people during the course of the concert, right?

Well...not really.  At the end of the article Mr. Garvin clarifies the "members" line:

Jagger just went on with his set, and as he broke into
Under My Thumb, the Angels stabbed and clubbed a teenager named Meredith Hunter to death.

So, one person (not audience members) was "stabbed and clubbed" to death.

Granted, one person killed in the course of a concert is way, way too many, but in reading up on the event on Wikipedia, I found that Mr. Hunter was attacked after he drew a revolver (his girlfriend noted he was agitated and high before the fatality occurred), and that the Hell's Angels members who killed him were ultimately acquitted of their actions by reason of self-defense.  The video footage showed Mr. Hunter carrying the weapon.

Now, I'm not trying to soft-peddle this.  I've always read that the Altamont experience was bad, the polar opposite of what happened at Woodstock.

However, one must question how Mr. Garvin can view the events at one venue as an "aberration" while perceiving the events at another as being more representative of the truth.

Ultimately, both events happened.  One was "good" and one was "bad".  I think it stretches thing to either beautify or condemn a generation solely on that basis.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009 7:15:36 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [1] -
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# Monday, August 10, 2009
Two interesting articles.

The first, features Susanne Klatten, Germany's richest woman (according to the article, she's worth 13.2 Billion dollars.  She owns a chunk of BMW and half of a pharmaceutical giant).  This fabulously wealthy...and married...lady had a lover on the side and together they made a tape of a sexual escapade.  The lover then tried to blackmail her and she admitted her affair and had him arrested.  But other blackmailers came along afterwards, trying (and failing) to do the same thing!

http://www.walletpop.com/blog/2009/08/04/germanys-richest-woman-fights-back-against-sex-video-blackmaile/?icid=main|htmlws-main|dl3|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.walletpop.com%2Fblog%2F2009%2F08%2F04%2Fgermanys-richest-woman-fights-back-against-sex-video-blackmaile%2F

The second article is even stranger, if true.  A few years ago, Grease star Olivia Newton-John's lover went on a fishing trip, and never returned.  It was thought he fell overboard and died.  Then came other theories, specifically that he faked his death to get away from some serious debts.  There is reason to believe the later might be the case:

http://www.popeater.com/2009/08/10/olivia-newton-johns-ex-found/?icid=main|htmlws-main|dl2|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.popeater.com%2F2009%2F08%2F10%2Folivia-newton-johns-ex-found%2F

Monday, August 10, 2009 4:00:56 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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Fascinating article regarding something that might be coming to a supermarket near you: In-vitro meats.  The pros?  According to the article, you could control the amount of fat, essentially creating what Jason Matheny, of the research group New Harvest, states is a hamburger that prevents heart attacks instead of causing them.

There are plenty of other advantages, as expressed in the article, from the fact that we'll have meat made "humanely", ie without raising and slaughtering animals, as well as controlling potential diseases, etc.

The negative: How will people react to the idea they're eating something "created" in-vitro?  Are there possible side effects?

As I said before, a truly fascinating article:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/science/08/07/eco.invitro.meat/index.html

Monday, August 10, 2009 3:42:28 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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# Sunday, August 09, 2009
My family loves the guy.  Short tempered, foul mouthed, a restaurant kitchen fascist (but in a nice way ;-) ) if there ever was one.  I can't deny the entertainment value of watching him, although I think the shows presented here in America show a more extreme version of the actual man (in the British shows he seems more "real", although his temper can erupt just as quickly).

However, economic woes are hurting the high end restaurant businesses, including his:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124967205185415131.html

Sunday, August 09, 2009 9:57:41 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
Current Events | Television
Click on the link below if you want to read about the return of a cast member to the next (and final) season of Lost.  The information is somewhat spoilery, so click wisely:

http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/08/08/lost-cast-member-confirms-return-for-final-season/

Sunday, August 09, 2009 9:48:01 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [1] -
Television
While humans going to space seems stuck (if not having taken a step back since we've stopped going to the Moon), we're gaining insight into the universe around us by various other means.  The Kepler telescope which according to this article hasn't even begun official operations yet, has already made at least one fascinating discovery:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/space/08/08/space.kepler.discovery/index.html

I'm eager to hear what other interesting planets lie out there and if, finally, we can discover a planet that fits our criteria for habitation (it would help, obviously, if it were at least reasonably close by, too!  Ah the potential discoveries to come!).

Sunday, August 09, 2009 9:38:42 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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# Saturday, August 08, 2009
An interesting poll in an otherwise pretty blah day.  Entertainment Weekly looks at what they consider some of the best horror films of the last 20 years:

http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20284496_20284497_20295591,00.html

If this list proves anything, its that there haven't been all that many memorable horror films released since 1989.  At least in my opinion.

Usually, I find myself in agreement with many of the choices in lists like these, if not the placement of specific films and the fact that there are always one or two movies you feel were unfairly omitted.

This time around, I find myself quibbling with many of their choices.  What Lies Beneath and Darkman were both 'ok' films, but the former didn't do all that much for me and the later...would you even consider it a horror film?  There were certainly "horror" elements, but what Sam Raimi delivered felt more like a superhero film, a cross between Batman/The Shadow and Swamp Thing.

Alien 3, definitely a horror film, was IMHO a dark, depressing misfire (the opening moments crapped on everything that the too-early for this list Aliens accomplished, was particularly egregious.  Did they have to kill Newt and Hicks so offhandedly?!).  What followed, alas, was just not all that good.  You know, if you're going to include a David Fincher directed horror film on your list, why not go for what was probably his best one, and one that was released well within this list's parameters, Se7en?

Planet Terror and Dead Alive (aka Braindead) one could almost consider horror comedies while Shaun of the Dead is a comedy film fitted into a horror framework (ie, George Romero's zombie films).  All three films are quite good, IMHO, but they're really not full on horror films, are they?  (By the way, if they're making a list of great horror/comedy hybrids released since 1989, I'd certainly put these three on the list, along with Bubba Ho-Tep and Army of Darkness (these two, of course, featured Bruce Campbell.  If Evil Dead II hadn't been released before 1989, I'd have included that one, too).

The Silence of the Lambs gets plenty of good reviews and deserves to be on this list, but I've always preferred Manhunter (alas, that movie, which featured the first appearance of Hannibal Lector (played by Brian Cox) was released in 1986, three years too early for this list).  Manhunter's story was essentially the same as SotL (I suspect author Thomas Harris, who wrote both novels these movies were based on, was cribbing from his earlier book when he wrote SotL).

Event Horizon was a beautiful looking movie, and I so wished it would have been a good horror film, but the plot proved such a pastiche of other, far better films, that it was very difficult for me to enjoy.

So, what's missing from this list, in my opinion?

Along with Bubba Ho-Tep and Army of Darkness, I'd also put Mimic on the list.  The film loses itself at the very end, but up until that point I thought this was a terrific horror film.  I'd also include Zack Snyder's remake of Dawn of the Dead, a pretty damn good (again, until the end) reinterpretation of George Romero's classic.

Any more?

Saturday, August 08, 2009 2:24:38 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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# Friday, August 07, 2009
Last night aired the last of the "summer" episodes of Burn Notice, and a mighty good episode it was.

Without spoiling too much, this time around we find Michael Weston (Jeffrey Donovan) reacting to things that get more than a little out of his hands (often the opposite is the case, and usually has a decent control of things around him).  As a result, his reactions in this episode prove quick and, in one case, very deadly.  The later opens the door for what's to come, and it sounds very intriguing.

What started as a tongue in cheek The Prisoner/James Bond meets Miami Vice collage is very nicely evolving into a show about establishing and maintaining roots, both with your home as well as family, friends, and lovers...all while watching out for drug dealers, deposed dictators, Serbian madmen, assorted killers, secret service wet ops, etc. etc... ;-)

Another review can be found here:

http://watching-tv.ew.com/2009/08/07/burn-notice-goes-out-with-a-bang-bang/

Friday, August 07, 2009 8:12:04 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
Television
Interesting article regarding the history of G. I. Joe:

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1915120,00.html

This'll really date me, but when I think about G. I. Joe, this is my memory...

Friday, August 07, 2009 7:06:30 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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I know, I know...this is becoming like my Dollhouse posts.  Trust me, it was never my intention to write so much about him!

Yet this story is just too juicy not to pass along:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32313514/ns/entertainment-music/

The key line of this article, to me, follows:

Hours after (Michael Jackson died), the family descended on (his rented) house to claim all its contents, and LaToya (Michael's sister) grabbed the (computer hard) drives, Rolling Stone said, quoting the late singer's manager, Frank DiLeo.

What was on those hard drives?  How about up to 100 or so unreleased Michael Jackson songs!?  Gotta give it to LaToya, great forward thinking.  Of all the family members that were present there (and it's unclear exactly which relatives showed up), she probably got her hands on the potentially most valuable material.

Still, its a distasteful image, the family "descending" on the house, looking to grab everything in sight.

Friday, August 07, 2009 6:51:02 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
Music
...I hope I die before I get old... (My Generation, The Who)

It's a sad reality: Time marches on.  And on.  People who were once party hard youths who then took to the stage in concerts and displayed incredible levels of energy are becoming, slowly and surely, older individuals who just aren't quite able to pull that act off anymore.

Witness Aerosmith's Steven Tyler, 61, who had an accident in his most recent concert:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/08/06/steven.tyler.hospitalized/index.html

I suppose this could have been "one of those things" that was likely to happen to old or young singers alike.  Regardless, as the years go by it becomes difficult to wrap my mind around the concept of a man his age up on stage singing the types of energetic songs his group is rightly famous for.

Friday, August 07, 2009 6:33:03 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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# Thursday, August 06, 2009
It's been a depressing year, at least with regard to celebrity deaths.  The latest to pass away is John Hughes:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/08/06/obit.john.hughes/index.html

For those who lived through the 1980's, you simply could not avoid John Hughes' numerous comedy films.  He was behind Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, National Lampoon's Vacation, etc. etc. etc. but seemed to disappear in recent years.

His filmography, found below, shows he was still quite active, even if the films he was involved in more recently didn't catch fire like those from the 1980's.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000455/

Thursday, August 06, 2009 4:54:43 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [1] -
Movies
Here's the AP news item:

Thursday, August 06, 2009 3:31:14 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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And you thought these things only happened in movies...or novels...or TV shows...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gWK_0PGINRm_gbubSThG2C3qkz4wD99SVIR80


They've begun to show footage of her on the networks and the lady in question is both young and attractive.  However, if the charges against her prove true, she's one cold and ruthless lady, to say the least.

Thursday, August 06, 2009 1:20:13 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
Current Events
Bless ya, Entertainment Weekly, for providing such interesting lists.  In this case, 19 "crap-tacular" action films:

http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20295970,00.html

I'm so with them on so many of their choices.  The common denominator are films with plenty of action scenes but not so much brains.  Of the Arnold Schwarzenegger films listed, my favorite would have to be Commando.  What can you say about a movie that, in its first few minutes, has our he-man hero jumping out of a plane as it is in the process of taking off...and survives!  Added bonus: Many of the one-liners Schwarzenegger utters are hilarious, to boot ("I let him go").

Road House seems to always be mentioned whenever people make lists of their "best terrible" films, although if I had to pick one Patrick Swayze film to fit the "crap-tacular" title it would be Point Break (also on EW's list).  Director Kathyrn Bigelow has always made interesting, if not always successful, films (the current in release Hurt Locker has received some of the best reviews of any of her films), and while I can't say Point Break is a total success, it has some crazy-memorable scenes, like the one where Keanu Reeves jumps out of a plane (without a parachute) because he has to capture the bad guy.

Anyway, interesting list, if not filled with completely interesting films!

Thursday, August 06, 2009 7:12:07 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [1] -
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As has been reported by many, G. I. Joe: Rise of Cobra will not be pre-screened for national movie critics, a sure sign that the studios have little faith their product will receive any good early critical word...or would it?

Below is an interesting article that compares the eventual critical reaction to movies that were not pre-screened in advance of their release:

http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/08/04/by-the-numbers-movies-not-screened-for-nationwide-press/

I don't want to give too much away, but suffice it to say that the results, at least to me, aren't all that surprising.  While the studios at times get things wrong (sometimes spectacularly so), these instances are usually the exception rather than the rule.

A while back I reviewed D-Tox (aka Eye See You) a film I was curious about because it starred Sylvester Stallone and a reasonably big/interesting cast and yet the film was never released theatrically, instead going straight to video.  I was even more curious after reading about the movie's plot (a variation on Agatha Christie's Ten Little Indians/And Then There Were None) and figured the film had to have some entertainment value.

The film wasn't horrible, but I could see why the studios in the end didn't feel the need to waste advertising dollars on a formal theatrical release.  As far as G. I. Joe is concerned, perhaps the studios feel there's little to be gained at this point by pre-screening that movie.  Like The Transformers 2, there's a good chance that every critic will savage the film, but in the end, again as with Transformers 2, there's a chance they'll still make a healthy profit.

Thursday, August 06, 2009 6:43:59 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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# Wednesday, August 05, 2009
Soooo much has made its way to DVD, yet Entertainment Weekly presents this amusing list of shows that are still -still- not available on DVD and, at least according to them, should be:

http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20294884_16,00.html

Of the list presented, the one that I'd most like to see is the Batman TV show.  The one that surprises me that isn't yet available is L.A. Law.  A very popular show you would think would have made its way to the shelves by now...

But also unavailable, and not on the list (and I wouldn't mind owning):

The Green Hornet (The original series by the producer of the Batman TV show was a little less tongue in cheek and featured Bruce Lee as Kato.  I suspect this show will probably show up very soon, as Seth Rogan is working on a film version)
Six Million Dollar Man (I know this is a nostalgia choice, but I thought there were several very good episodes in the show's first season)
Our Planet Tonight (OK, I may be stretching things a bit here...this was a one shot TV show by the makers of Airplane! that parodied 20/20 and 60 Minutes-type shows.  I thought the bit about the supposed "twin" brothers was especially hilarious)

As for movies, there's really only one that I can think of that I'd like to get and, at least as of yet, hasn't made it to DVD: the very grindhouse-like Death Weekend (a.k.a. House by the Lake).

When I first saw it (probably in/around 1979/80 or so) it scared the shit out of me.  Brenda Vaccaro made for a very sexy damsel in distress while Don Stroud made for a very, very scary villain.  I haven't seen that film in many, many years, and I'm really curious to see how it holds up.

Wednesday, August 05, 2009 8:24:07 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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Ben Lyons and Ben Mankiewicz, the latest hosts of the very long running At The Movies, have apparently been sacked.

What originally began with Roger Ebert and Gene Siskel, became Ebert and a rotating co-host after Mr. Siskel died, and changed once again after Roger Ebert could no longer host the show due to his illness, are now gone, according to this article:

http://my.att.net/s/editorial.dll?pnum=1&bfromind=7404&eeid=6733840&_sitecat=1479&dcatid=0&eetype=article&render=y&ac=2&ck=&ch=en&rg=blsadstrgt&_lid=332&_lnm=tg+en+topnews&ck=&l=hm

I didn't mind Mr. Lyons and Mankiewicz, although I'd be the first to say their reviews were rather lightweight.  Since (and during) the original Siskel and Ebert years there have been other attempts to emulate their program, but nothing has come close, at least in my opinion.  Siskel and Ebert, together, were witty, sharp, and at times offered surprisingly deep opinions.  When Mr. Siskel passed away, it was still fun watching Roger Ebert, but the magic never quite returned.

I can't help but wonder if At The Movies may be on its last legs.

Wednesday, August 05, 2009 6:52:05 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [1] -
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A fascinating article by Juliet Lapidos in Slate magazine explores the fact that only one person was listed as missing in action from the first Gulf War (U.S. Navy Capt. Michael Scott Speicher's remains were just found).

Considering the larger number of "missing in action" soldiers from previous conflicts from WWII to Vietnam, why the big decline?  Some explanations follow:

http://www.slate.com/id/2224255/

Wednesday, August 05, 2009 9:42:17 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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Yeah, I'm a little bit late seeing this (it aired something like two weeks ago, but only now I've had a chance to see it), but here goes:

Fun, enjoyable, but decidedly light episode.  David Tennant (the Doctor) remains a delight, but that's what the "best" of the Doctors have always been.  Quirky, humorous, seemingly absent minded yet conversely ingenious and sharp.

The real revelation was Michelle Ryan (previous seen on the aborted remake of The Bionic Woman) as the jewel thief Lady Christina de Souza.  While I didn't think The Bionic Woman relaunch was horrible, I thought Michelle Ryan's character was incredibly bland.  When Katee Sackhoff (Battlestar Galactica) showed up as the semi-crazed "first" bionic woman, however, the show suddenly had life, and I wondered why the show wasn't about her character instead of the bland Michelle Ryan's Jamie Summers.

Genius that I am, I thought the fault lay in the acting of Michelle Ryan instead of the producers/directors/writers who obviously wanted Jamie Summers presented that way.

I'm confident in saying that because Michelle Ryan is nothing short of great in The Planet of the Dead.  Given that David Tennant has years perfecting his version of the good Doctor, its amazing that Ms. Ryan slips so easily into her role, which is a perfect match to Mr. Tennant.  Her character is bold, sexy, intelligent, and an obvious thrill seeker.  She's also very much her own woman, and its a real shame that her appearance in this Easter special will likely be her only one (unless things change when the show returns with its new Doctor).

Looking back now (and hindsight is always 20/20), how much better would The Bionic Woman be if Michelle Ryan had been allowed to play the role of Jamie Summers more in this mold?

Anyway, getting back to the episode itself: Great fun.  The Doctor and a group of bus passengers go through a rift and find themselves on the "Planet of the Dead".  In the course of the episode they discover why it has become what it is, and how Earth might share a similar fate.

Don't go in to The Planet of the Dead expecting Gone With The Wind or Citizen Kane.  It is neither that deep or that classic.

It is, however, a fun ride.

Wednesday, August 05, 2009 7:19:54 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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# Tuesday, August 04, 2009
Fascinating article by James Poniewozik regarding the gray area between linking to other articles (as I feel I do), and stealing original material.

The articles I point out are stories/opinion pieces/news that interest me to one degree or another and I link to them for those who may be similarly interested in reading them.  I sometimes take quotes from the articles but make sure they are presented as such.

I hope what I'm doing falls far from what any article writer may consider theft!

http://tunedin.blogs.time.com/2009/08/03/the-post-vs-gawker-when-does-linking-become-larceny/

Tuesday, August 04, 2009 7:28:07 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [1] -
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Seems the article regarding Ryan O'Neal has cracked open the floodgates.  Griffin O'Neal was on Larry King, and the interview clearly shows a man and his very negative take on his immediate family, particularly his father:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/04/lkl.griffin.oneal/index.html

Normally, I don't care that much about this type of gossip, but this one is so filled with excess that, as I stated before, it's difficult to look away.

Tuesday, August 04, 2009 7:21:51 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0] -
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